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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

myexternalmemory:

You cannot escape feeling bad in this game…

If the Outsider doesn’t taunt you, the evidence of Emily’s descent into depression will rip your heart out…

(Source: corrag)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

Yes!

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

(Source: porndirector)

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self
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incredible
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parents are weird 

b0dyofyears:

thebeachthing:

I just died

so who’s helping me  make these for my birthday in ten days

yes….

(Source: thehollowplaces)

queerfatfemme:

Fat Femme 4 Fat Femme Tulle Wedding OMG

bighappybeauty:

Joanna + Gesche, photos by 2 Brides Photography, there are many more pics that are SO BEAUTIFUL! like, i’m planning a wedding now. BASED ON PHOTOS.

thepenguinruler:

OKAY, I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE BRIAN, AND YOU’RE SMOKING HOT, BUT GODDAMMIT BRIAN. 

How are you so attractive? GODDAMMIT BRIAN JUST GO AWAY.

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